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Connecticut: Best known for its wealth... mostly in Greenwhich and Westport (where I live). Yeah, we have all the top fasihons, the best (real) bags, the hottest shoes, and yes, we pop our collar. We, however, aren't snobs, even though we grow up surrounded by abnormally expenisve stuff. We are close to New York, and we don't think that New Jersey is terrible... yea, so, we do have more than one house, and ridiculously expensive cars, and our school is, as my fellow westportian stated, HUGE. But, living in this state isn't all great... outside of Yale, New Haven is a dump, and the majority of Connecticut isn't so wealthy/nice. I can't speak for other parts of Connecticut, but I can say this for Westport... we have a GREAT school system, and mostly our IQ is up there, people go to great schools, so what if they do it in high fashion... unfortunatley we also have a really high drug abuse/use rate, which isn't slowing. Our town is nice, but overall, seeing the same brands/cars/hairstlyes/shops is boring. And yea, most of us are happy right here, In Connecticut...
"nice uggs, get them recently?"
"yea, I have them in every color now"
"Are you from Connecticut?"
"Yea...so?"
"You people are so rich"
"no we aren't"....(thinks about it) "ok, maybe just a little"
by Emma W November 16, 2005
 
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2 hours from the states that really matter - new york and massachusetts
connecticut is the dumping ground for rich ceo's
by thechow April 04, 2005
 
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A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
 
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Home to the 4th most dangerous city in the country, New Haven! Even more dangerous than NY, Boston, Detroit, etc.
Connecticut
by ctlives August 19, 2011
 
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the gayest state in the union, i can say this because i live there, filled with rich fucks and preppy bastards.... fuck Connecticut
Connecticut can suck my dick...
by Broc S. December 04, 2008
 
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A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.
Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?

Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.
by James 50 June 29, 2009
 
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-Southernmost state in New England
-One of the highest average standards of living in the world, richest state in the US in terms of per capita income
-The first working submarine, the nuclear submarine, the modern helicopter, the hamburger, and the white clam pizza were all invented here
-Home of multiple universities including UConn, Yale, Wesleyan and the US Coast Guard Academy
-Trees trees and more trees
-No noticeable CT accent but we have a tendency to drop the "t" at the end of some words (such as Connecticut)
-State Animal is the Sperm Whale, at one point Mystic CT was the whaling capital of the world
-State bird is the robin, state gemstone is garnet, state insect is the praying mantis (you can be fined for killing one)
-Highest average IQ in America
-Biggest city is Bridgeport, followed by New Haven and then the capitol city, Hartford
-I visited Connecticut recently, it was nice but there wasn't much to do.
-My rich cousin went to Yale in New Haven, Connecticut
-Because I'm from Connecticut, everyone assumes I'm a rich snob
by Northeasternkid February 25, 2013
 
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New Jersey IS the richest state by median household income and Connecticut is fourth, behind NJ, Maryland and Hawaii. This information is according to the US Census Bureau 2005/06, which is comparably a more updated and official source than U.S. News and World Report 2003. It is amazing how uneducated YOU ARE to so adamantly trash talk a state that you have obviously never lived in. In addition I think it is rather ironic to your statement that New Jersey has the best public education program in the nation.
I was born and raised in New Jersey and lived all over the state. For the past three years I have lived in Connecticut, living in Trumbull, Fairfield, and now Bridgeport (in the Black Rock area) during that time. Connecticut is a nice state but it is quite boring overall in comparison to New Jersey and falls short of Jersey's greatness.
- New Jersey borders New York City and Philadelphia where Connecticut is annoyingly far from NYC and Boston. It drives me nuts when people in Fairfield County especially, front like they are from the City. You can't actually SEE the skyline from your town, no matter where you are in CT.
- New Jersey has a world famous stretch of shore line (and for those who don't know Seaside Heights is only one dirty square mile of the shore) and Connecticut has the polluted LI Sound that has no waves (that makes surfing pretty hard huh).
- In Connecticut you cannot buy alcohol on Sundays and every other day liquor stores shut down at 9 PM! If you're from Jersey you know that when when the liquor stores close at 10 you go to the bars that double as liquor stores, something that CT does not do.
- Unless you're in New Haven (probably the coolest city in CT in my opinion) Connecticut pizza is garbage! North Jersey pizza is real NY pizza and South Jersey pizza is Philly. I don't eat pizza unless I'm in New Haven or I'm visiting family in Jersey or the City.
- Connecticut's music scene is inferior in comparison to NJ's as well. Probably the best band to come out of the state is Hatebreed!
- Connecticut has no major sport teams (RIP Hartford Whalers), they only have UCONN. Jersey has the Giants (super champs) and the Jets (who suck), the Nets, and the Devils (best team in the NHL). Not too mention the Yanks and Mets if you're in North Jersey and all the Philly Teams down south. In Jersey it doesnt take a two hour train ride to get to the Bronx!
- On a side note, Bridgeport is NOT a scary place, shits weak. Try Camden, Newark, Jersey City, etc. And CT's greenery is weak too. I could really go on forever, and I would never feel the need to prove a point if authors like "Jeffrey Fortenberry" weren't so ignorantly offensive.
... I'm sorry if I offended anyone but people are ignorant. I like living in Connecticut sometimes, but it's no comparison to New Jersey. Seriously unless you are driving past Newark on the Jersey Pike (which looks and smells like shit for 5 miles), Jersey does not smell! NJ is the Garden State for a reason! Even our produce is better than CT's, especially our Tomatoes! That's all I have to say for now, I'm rambling.
jersey head: Yo I've been at the surf comp all day in Belmar all day and I haven't eaten yet, I'm gonna hit up White Castle and cop a 10 sac on the way up to Hoboken, I'm meetin some kids at Washington St we're taking the shuttle at 8:30 open bar starts at 9 at McFaddens tonight. Be there its gonna be sick.

connecticut head: Word-up could you pick me up some booze I dont have time, I gotta leave my house in woods at 5 to catch the 5:45 and then I gotta transfer when I get to grand central and catch the 8:45, I'll call you when I'm in times square.

jersey head: word-up I hope that doesnt run you too much, our shuttle is $4 round trip, open bar is 30.
by cheetah cash March 17, 2008