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1.
1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.
-Wanna go to Conifer?
-Why?
-You know why...
by Bri? October 15, 2008
 
2.
The combination celebrity name the tabloid press will give to Connie Chung and Jennifer Lopez after they've both turned lesbian and become a romantic couple.
TMZ reports a Conifer sighting last week at l'usine de putain, Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant in La Jolla.
by bal-de-vis January 25, 2010