Top Definition
Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self
A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS
by Idhitthatificould February 08, 2012

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