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To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
by catfood69 May 11, 2016
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To be confused beyond all help.
Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!
by Imanasaur January 16, 2011
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mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:
you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.
by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004
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describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.
wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.
by iwillbohnyou February 08, 2005
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when something is confusing and fucked.
god, my life is so con-fucked.
by Seraina July 12, 2008
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When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.
1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!
by Lolzorznager April 01, 2009
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This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.
I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.
by humantheory November 07, 2011
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