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confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!
confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004
 
1.
Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.
"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius
by History nut December 26, 2003
 
2.
One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.
Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.
by Steven Hopkins March 06, 2007
 
3.
The man whose teachings are indirectly responsible for the pressures that Asian parents impose on their children
AznNerd93: omg my parents told me to break up with my girlfriend for the sake of filial piety due to this Confucius dude
by Simfish June 15, 2007
 
4.
A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.
I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.
by Truffle_Shuffle January 06, 2012
 
6.
A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!
Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top
by rectal muscle January 11, 2005