Top Definition
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while on a business conference call.

These especially are prevailent in video game or other retail store chains while on calls with the district or area managers.
"Dude...I so got a confkin this morning..I had to mute it. By the way who got the most subs last week?"
by LosDogTJBat November 20, 2007

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