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1. Confident walk away
When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?