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1. A hot dog native to the Detroit area. A traditional coney consists of a natural-casing hot dog in a steamed bun, topped with chili, mustard, and raw chopped onion.

2. Abbreviation for "coney island," a restaraunt in which coneys are served, typically a greasy spoon diner. They usually keep late hours and are popular spots for cheap breakfast, lunch, dinner, and post-bar munchies. Many coneys are Greek-themed. In metro Detroit, your local coney island restaraunt is referred to simply as "coney."
1. "I'll have two coneys, fries, and a Vernor's."

2. "Man, I'm starving. Let's go to coney."
by FatMatt November 12, 2005
 
1.
Someone who gets hit with a cone (will mcneely) and has to get staples in their head, therefore rendering him completely useless the rest of his or her life.
That coney has his address at 535 flowing springs trail, roswell georgia 30075
by dkdsfkufdskfsdakj January 23, 2007
 
2.
With reference to Coney Island, Brooklyn NY. As the area is populated generally by freaks and weirdo's , this term refers to a person who is not of the norm.
Said to a strange person - "Oh my God you are such a coney!"
by Joe Richards March 19, 2007
 
3.
a pussy; being soft; weakling
PLAYER 1:Damn... being tackled hurt..
PLAYER 2: You such a coney
by ryansadgyhgfjjgdfhf January 01, 2006
 
4.
To scream psychobabble, elevate one's voice, nerd it out and homediggity ragin' all over on the microphizzone
That studderin' screama went all Coney after that loss brodinski!

I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
by Nerdraged out August 11, 2011
 
5.
A combination of pot and tobacco in a bowl, smoked out of a gravity bong.

Preferably occurring in a New Jersey basement
That coney Ray just took was fucking massive. No wonder he's throwing up.
by huricaneshwartz February 22, 2011
 
6.
A lonely and disparaging, broken yellow lamba cone, abandoned in a public place for all to see, and is in the way of pedestrian traffic.
ie. Someone should move Coney out of the way, it's blocking my way.

Oh look, someone finally moved Coney out of the way.
by Juanita Bonita February 05, 2010
 
7.
An alternate, furrier, version of the word cunny, meaning vagina. This word is a pun - "coney" in British English means "rabbit", but sounds like "cunny", and so it makes an excellent word for furry snatch.
"Get over here and pet my sweet little coney"
by Freeb March 06, 2010