Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)