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An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and KY jelly optional) Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!! Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin. Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions that will ensue.) Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda and fecal matter. "Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.) |
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