|1.||Coney Island Waterfish|
Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.
They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......