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A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.
What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.
by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005
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How typical... jealous Radnor kids with a lot of angst and time fabricating stories because they have nothing better to do. Let's set things straight then, shall we?

Conestoga is a high school of about two thousand kids in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The school is renowned for its multitude of AP courses (the most in Pennsylvania, somewhere around twenty-four) and consistently high rankings in sports and academics. Despite the lofty standards and intense expectations by overbearing parents, the students are (for the most part) kind, intelligent souls with a rabid sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the other schools in the Main Line. Granted, the school has a drug problem, but that only serves to make us more interesting, doesn't it? Just accept us.
"Conestoga is ranked 79th best high school by US News and World Digest. Strangely enough, Radnor High School is nowhere to be found on said list. Coincidence? Not really."
by pinkegobox August 02, 2008
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Rich assholes who win everything, all of um seem to be druggies.
"Conestoga just kicked Rador's ass...again"
by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005
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An uncircumcised penis.
So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.
by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009
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Enormous, oval-shaped hashish cigarette, so large it is difficult to smoke and nearly impossible for a single person to finish---hence its popularity at social gatherings.
Bubba wouldn't let go of that conestoga, he smoked the whole thing! Saw him a week later and he was still high, stumbling outta a Bonanza where he had just depleted their whole Buffet Spread in a munchies rampage.
by shizzlebot June 21, 2005
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basically the same as "The Haverford School" (search in dictionary)

buncha wannabe rich fags with lil pipes
get lucky at everything and will eventually fail in life along with Ridley.
conestoga? who? oh HAHA the bitchs
by Constogay March 10, 2005
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