Conestoga is a high school of about two thousand kids in the suburbs of Philadelphia. The school is renowned for its multitude of AP courses (the most in Pennsylvania, somewhere around twenty-four) and consistently high rankings in sports and academics. Despite the lofty standards and intense expectations by overbearing parents, the students are (for the most part) kind, intelligent souls with a rabid sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the other schools in the Main Line. Granted, the school has a drug problem, but that only serves to make us more interesting, doesn't it? Just accept us.