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The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".
Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.
by MadMikey May 16, 2013
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Julia is such a condom crinkle! That atheist whore sucked me dry and then proceeded to take my whole cock up her asshole!!
by Skialian January 12, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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