If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong
that condom is my best friend
The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.
Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.
The Love Glove !!
He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!
A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.
Yes, a miracle.
We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!
It ees called ze condom.
Something not likely to come in a family pack
Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.