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A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.
Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
by SlopNChop November 21, 2016
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A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 26, 2004
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Hey babe I brought the condoms.
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Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
by BBPow August 15, 2010
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A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone
"that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM"
by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
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A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.

Yes, a miracle.
We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.
by lickladylickems January 29, 2008
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The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.
Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.

by rocksterraghu July 13, 2006
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