After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.
Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!
Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.
Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.