1.) Orthodontically challenged female
sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.
1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.
by Clevelandchick August 29, 2005
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A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!

by damn damn danno October 4, 2006
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The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.
Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."
by Sallys March 22, 2006
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A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.
That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.
by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006
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Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.
Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!
by Oakkymon June 18, 2007
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a sex position where you head and legs are parrallel to the floor, and your partner rotates above. Good for both hetero and homo sexual.
oooo ya get in that condoleeza rice baby!
by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005
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