To make a severe lapse in judgement. To neglect logic or reasoning. To make obvious errors without consideration, or forethought of consequences, usually over extended periods of time.


As a state of mind, it can be described as the absence of thought processes, of reason, and/or of logic. Can also be a complete misunderstanding of a situation, that defies the realms of logic, similar to the denial of reality.

May be capitalized for emphasis, when written.


Typically used to describe a person of paradoxical thought patterns. A thinking person that by all means should not and cannot exist according to environmental constructs and societal standards, but exists regardless. A Cache 22 situation in physical, organic form.

Can be attached to other words, to add similar meaning.
As a noun and verb:

Only a Conder knows what it is thinking; but to conder is to suggest lack of thought. Therefore, even a Conder knows not what it conders.

As an adjective:

Person A: "I'm being stalked by this weird girl I used to be friends with, she follows me from a distance and lies about me to my friends."
Person B: "She told me you tried to "buy her" with expensive gifts and that you couldn't handle being rejected by her."
Person A: "See what I mean? That doesn't even make sense! Why is it that she's angry and stalking me, if she claims that I can't handle her rejection? I never even asked her out!?"
Person B: "Ah, she must be a conder creeper then."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "Exactly."
by KommKarl December 01, 2011
Top Definition
The physical manifestation of achievement.
Dude, I totally became a Conder right there when I beat up half the kids in my school.
by Gtfy8345 November 04, 2013
New Orleans project version of conner
I chased that bitch around da conder(cawnder) after he shot at my boy.
by Fes October 09, 2003
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.