a giant, painfull turd.
dude smell my concrete donkey. it has sweetcorn in it
by Purge_121 September 25, 2009
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The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.
Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....
by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003
First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.

Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm

Team Gumba wins!

Player one advances to the next level.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.
Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"
by Shwepper November 08, 2005
The Concrete Donkey is like a Donkey Punch, in that when you're engaged in anal sex, and about to ejaculate, you strike her square in the back of the head with a brick, both knocking her out and making her anal cavity tighten, making the orgasm all that more better for you.
Right when I was about to blow my load, I grabbed the brick from the bedside table and gave Karen a Concrete Donkey
by Anson95 May 13, 2007
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