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1.
The act of ejaculating your seminal fluids onto a female's face, spreading it all over with the head of your erect penis, and then allowing it to dry evenly and smoothly.
Kid 1: "Dude, I finished a great concrete job last night!"

Kid 2: "In your basement?"

Kid 1: "No, on your Mother's face."

Kid 2: "You bastard."
by Jimmy the Scrub December 14, 2009