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1.
to be severely fucked up off of any type recreational drug.
"I'm so fucking conched right now bro"
"Branden and I are gonna go get hella conched after school, you down?"
by conchmaster October 30, 2011
 
2.
When someone punches you in the crotch with a conch shell.
(Friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch shell)
You've just been CONCHED!!
by EdmundBlackadder May 15, 2011