-i took like 6 54mg pills of concerta and i cant sit still!!!!
But anywho, before I decided to google my perscription(I thought I was overdosing and wanted to make sure I knew everything possible thing that I could do to calm myself down, and freeze the OD in it's tracks, before it was too late, BESIDES calling my parents, or going to the hospital. And I found out that most everything I felt were just some bad ass side-affects, thank god!) I was trippin the FUCK out. I was beyond balls, this was scrotum time. I was trippin scrotums(now I know why they just say balls).
Like first, I kind of got annoyed when my friends weren't moving to the other side of the pool where there was shade, so I started getting short and snappy lol. Thats the side-affect also known as "agitation". It sucks cause you kind of seem like a bitch and don't realize it.
Then out of no where my mouth desides to dump any moisture it had before down my throat. My tongue was sooo dry that It was swollen, white, cracked, and drrrryyyy. It looked like the mojabi(sp?) desert. In fact all the moisture in my face disappered, it was shitty.(side affect known as "dry mouth/lack of moisture/dehydration")
Then I didn't even know it was possible on concerta, I started hallucinating. Not like "OMG THERES GNOMES IN MY TOENAILS!" But like the begining affects of LSD, and if you've never done LSD, first of all do it, second of all your vision gets a bit blurry and sometimes it gets so bad(cause you hardly blink) that everything gets dim and its hard to see, then it cleared up and the edges of my veiw point was a whack color like limey yellow greenish color and I looked at my friend and everything started moving really fast and things got wavy and magnafied. Its just crazy, but for real lol.(side affect known as "Hallucinations")
Then I got up and walked into my bathroom cause I needed to puke, and a plethera of creamy white bile looking bubbly stuff spewed out into the toilet. Usually when you overdose on cocain, heroin, meth...etc. You puke up white stuff, so I start trippin like "omg! my heart is racing, im hallucinating, I have no water left in my freaking face and now im puking? I thought I was drying for sure. But thats just the side affect known as "vomiting" :)
And other crappy overdose wanna be side affects happened to me, but quite frankly my trip just totally ended and im bored with this now. So hopefully YOU who actually took a nice 10 minutes AT THE LEAST to read this darn thing, learned a thing or two.
Like not to pop 23 36mg concerta unkowingly, and stick with a safe AND counted 4-7 instead. :)
"Because audrey, I like the freedom. My vagina can flutter in the water when I move."-my sister
"Okay, get your butterfly pussy away from me, i'm going to this side of the pool"-me
"It just wants to say hello"-my sister
"DUDE! thats fucking weird! And you know, we really should put something on, I just realized that this isn't our pool"-me
Oh me and my sister just being the cool nudist kids all jacked up on concerta swimming in my neighbors pool.