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1 A drug for ADD that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
1 I use concerta cus I'm slow!
2. On weekends I take it at 11 then stay awake until 5am!!!
by carol March 25, 2005
 
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Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.
"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."
by Jamal March 06, 2005
 
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A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.
I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.
by Demoslocke December 06, 2010
 
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this is a commonly used drug used for kids with ADHD, (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) which i happen to have. it helps people concentrate on their work, and pay attention. If youre like me though, you pop them and stay up for days on end with no sleep, and become increasingly alert and twitchy :) but that MIGHT just be me.
-bro why are you geekin

-i took like 6 54mg pills of concerta and i cant sit still!!!!
by concertaexpert;) November 28, 2009
 
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An Add drug that is often abused. Alright, you CAN overdose on it, and you shouldnt abuse it if your on any anti depressant, because i can cause a serious but rare syndrome called serotonin syndrome. It's fun to take, but only take one, for someone who doesnt take the meds a lot, it would fuck you up. Oh, and if you do overdose you go into cardiac arrest.. so dont take more than three.
"i need to get some concerta to do my project"
by Ivy league crack December 03, 2008
 
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Concerta is a drug used for people who have ADHD. like me! It keeps you alert and really focused on shit. IT CAN ALSO GET YOU JACKED THE FUCK UP!!! If you take four of the white 36mg(144mg) pills or have the equivalent to four of the 36mg pills in the form of the higher or lower sized doses of the drug. Your height and weight may make a difference in how high you get. You can either pop it, snort it, or smoke it. It usually takes 30-45 minutes for it to kick in if you just pop them. If smoked or snorted, it will effect you almost instantly. The high will last between 6-7 hours after you feel it kick in. Most likely you wont be able to go to sleep. I dont think that you can overdose, but if you pop to many of them, you might get a nasty stomach ache though. You should also consider having a reliable person around that will be able to assist you if you actually have any problems. (Your body could possibly become dependent on the drug) Also very importantly, dont get caught with it. If you think that you are about to get caught, you should either throw them out, stash them, or just swallow them all. Dont even worry about it. It isnt the end of the world. Its just a drug that can be easily attained because of the fact that parents think just because you have bad grades means that you have ADD and need to be put on medication in order to make better grades. I take one 36mg pill every morning before school and it keeps me going. It never really helped my grades in school. I can tell you that i never fell asleep during class. It may cause you to have little or no appetite while under the influence of this drug either to get high or to use as prescribed by your doctor. It will stay in your system for atleast 2-3 days as do most amphetamines. It can be a really fun pill to have just incase you have no other means of getting high. Have fun
Dude, i just baught a bottle of concerta from dudeman on the corner so we can get skeed the fuck up tonight!!!
by Stukies April 14, 2005
 
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Concerta really shouldn't be abused because it makes you feel pretty shitty if you pop one too many. But I say, what the hell man, if its a drug that makes you feel damn good for a while, then why not? :) Me, myself am on one hell of a trip right now I've beet up for 2 days now and possible counting. I started popping the 36mg pill at 8:30 last night, and stopped popping at around 2:00 in the afternoon today. I started off with 5, then added 2 more about 2 mours later, then threw in a couple more, then a couple more, blah blah blah etc, and by the time I looked into my bottle to grab a couple more, I had realized that I only had 15 out of 60 of my pills left, and this I had just gotten this bottle yesterday before I decided to have a mind-fuck party with a couple friends. But don't think im some strange wierd speed fiend, I was sharing with a couple homies. Now, I FOR SURE would NEVER EVER in my LIFE want to take anywhere near 50 pills lol I kind of value the fact that I get perscribed in a bottle such a great feeling and don't want to die because of it. But me and my homie took a grand total of 23 each, and my bestfriend took 22. We had never done done that many, the most I myself had ever done was around 15 and that gave me a damn good trip, but the come down was shitty, I thought I overdosed, but this pill you really can't overdose on it now can you? :D. However, you can get too excited without knowing it and get your heart rate to start talking to jesus face to face, its so high, which can send you into cardiac arrest which is a no no. Like I took my heart rate a few minutes ago because im coming down BIG TIME, and my I could feel my rapid heart beating all over my body. It was almost to 100 beats per minutes. I could have been in some serious shit if it was any higher than what it was, which was 96 which is 24 beats higher than the average person's should be. 96 I think is a damn dangerous number for your heart to be at.

But anywho, before I decided to google my perscription(I thought I was overdosing and wanted to make sure I knew everything possible thing that I could do to calm myself down, and freeze the OD in it's tracks, before it was too late, BESIDES calling my parents, or going to the hospital. And I found out that most everything I felt were just some bad ass side-affects, thank god!) I was trippin the FUCK out. I was beyond balls, this was scrotum time. I was trippin scrotums(now I know why they just say balls).

Like first, I kind of got annoyed when my friends weren't moving to the other side of the pool where there was shade, so I started getting short and snappy lol. Thats the side-affect also known as "agitation". It sucks cause you kind of seem like a bitch and don't realize it.

Then out of no where my mouth desides to dump any moisture it had before down my throat. My tongue was sooo dry that It was swollen, white, cracked, and drrrryyyy. It looked like the mojabi(sp?) desert. In fact all the moisture in my face disappered, it was shitty.(side affect known as "dry mouth/lack of moisture/dehydration")

Then I didn't even know it was possible on concerta, I started hallucinating. Not like "OMG THERES GNOMES IN MY TOENAILS!" But like the begining affects of LSD, and if you've never done LSD, first of all do it, second of all your vision gets a bit blurry and sometimes it gets so bad(cause you hardly blink) that everything gets dim and its hard to see, then it cleared up and the edges of my veiw point was a whack color like limey yellow greenish color and I looked at my friend and everything started moving really fast and things got wavy and magnafied. Its just crazy, but for real lol.(side affect known as "Hallucinations")

Then I got up and walked into my bathroom cause I needed to puke, and a plethera of creamy white bile looking bubbly stuff spewed out into the toilet. Usually when you overdose on cocain, heroin, meth...etc. You puke up white stuff, so I start trippin like "omg! my heart is racing, im hallucinating, I have no water left in my freaking face and now im puking? I thought I was drying for sure. But thats just the side affect known as "vomiting" :)

>:(

And other crappy overdose wanna be side affects happened to me, but quite frankly my trip just totally ended and im bored with this now. So hopefully YOU who actually took a nice 10 minutes AT THE LEAST to read this darn thing, learned a thing or two.

Like not to pop 23 36mg concerta unkowingly, and stick with a safe AND counted 4-7 instead. :)
"Man veronica, you're my sister, and I love you and all, but why exactly did we have to go swimming in the nude?"-me

"Because audrey, I like the freedom. My vagina can flutter in the water when I move."-my sister

"Okay, get your butterfly pussy away from me, i'm going to this side of the pool"-me

"It just wants to say hello"-my sister

"DUDE! thats fucking weird! And you know, we really should put something on, I just realized that this isn't our pool"-me
:)

Oh me and my sister just being the cool nudist kids all jacked up on concerta swimming in my neighbors pool.
by audrey is ballllin June 18, 2009