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immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
Word of the Day on December 16, 2009
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conager coinage conger contage congee congenial coonage conabee Conaned conge
A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.

Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:

- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage
Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!

I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.
coyage by big boats master April 22, 2021
ConAgra comes from the Aborigian word "Con-tin-tee" meaning ass-clown. Although this name was never used in the Aborigian diction, many people still use this word in many circles when talking about screwed up shows or things run by ass clowns. What actually is an Ass clown? Its someone who would spend time and effort trying to keep others down.

A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor
That mother effer is trying to keep me down. He is a f****ng ConAgra. He doesnt know what he is doing he is an conagra.
ConAgra by Conagra March 25, 2008

congested 

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.
My friend was congested so he could not go to school
congested by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

Congemenious 

A word used to sound smart. Can be used as a replacement for any word that you want.
He is being congemenious.
Congemenious by Congemenious December 18, 2021
going on a mass eating of corn, a cornage if you will
Gworl: "Wow! Joe went on a cornage the other day!"
cornage by Freddy Paperpal May 6, 2022