One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.
Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
by w.yokum March 20, 2005
Top Definition
or con artist

one who makes money by fraud
Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.
by Light Joker June 04, 2005
A politician.
Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.
#liar #knave #swindler #elite #cheat #chippy
by Ben A Marine July 12, 2008
See gangsta,Thuggin, OR toss my salad. The opposite of pwn. He gives out <33, so much love.
ConArTisT gave <33's to Sgt.Pepper
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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