Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.
Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...
Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.
Food that computer nerds eat