Top Definition
The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.
Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"
by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

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