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a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..
after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.
by Lord Ham Wallet December 16, 2010
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