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adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin
by valoem December 09, 2004
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One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!
"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

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To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.
Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
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What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.
I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!
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a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.
man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean
by nigguhfingaz January 02, 2007
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to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
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A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
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