|1.||Columbus Cherry Fondue|
When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.
Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.