Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
by GingerTopo May 16, 2015