Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.
Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason
If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.
A cool kid
Some one who is very chill
or laid back
"Look at that cool kid"
"Yeah he is so Colton"
beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.
I love me some colton. :)
amazingly cute and smart. never fake and always the perfect bf.
"omg. i wish my bf was more colton!"
A Spartan Warrior.
Did you see Colton in 300?
How could i not?
Colton is someone who is very trustworthy. He has a funny & outgoing side, but also has a sweet & romantic side. He never fails to make his girlfriend be happy.
He's one of the best guys you'll ever meet.
Never let him go.
Hey! Look over there! That's Colton. He's amaaaazing!
An awsome person that can get mad easily and cares for his friends, very enjoying and good at COD!
A loving, outgoing, possible scene kid, usually loveable, happy, surprisingly buff, gets mad easily, possibly bi-polar, would make a PERFECT relationship partner, good with spelling, smart, loving heart for anyone, is very attractive, a little self-fish, very stylish, creative, funny, open minded, has many talents, brave, trustworthy, never lets you down, is strong-willed about most things and is the best kind of guy or girl you could EVER MEET.
I'm never going to get over being a Colton. :)
OMG, Colton, why aren't you my boyfriend?