A fag that prides himself on taking advantage of people for his own personal monetary or social benefit. Enjoys being a chatty kathy on other people because he really does not have any friends and people can't stand his presence. This guy is probably the worst person you should choose to be friends with because he will offer you nothing, but will take everything he can from you. This guy should make a living at cutting peoples tires.
That Colten used me to take my woman
by lilmage5 October 15, 2009

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Colten is a name that is usually givin to a person who grows up to be a great, awesome, funny, nice, kind, sweet, caring, loving guy.
Person 1: Colten is such a GREAT guy
Person 2:I know right
by .:Zero:. July 04, 2011

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See, Awesome
That is so Colten
by Disco Pat October 23, 2008

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One hell of a Funk Masta Flex that dont eva fake the funk with dime piece budunkadunk. Also a hella chill person that's good to highlight any party. if you want a good time get him crunk and watch that funk!!!
coltenfreaking sweet
by funkdizzler February 04, 2010

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A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine.
"Colten." makes me feel loved.
by Xerath; December 18, 2011

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A celestial being who doesn't understand, or believe, in his external and internal elegance.
No, that's not an Angel, nor God, it's Colten. :]
by Halie Kay February 27, 2007

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The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
That's my Colten.
by Natyr July 30, 2016

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A kid who thinks hes black and lies to make themself sound cool. Always gets in the way of things. Swears even though hes 12 just to sound cool. Gets a fidget spinner and asks if hes cool yet. Thinks hes great at football. Usses black people slang. Thinks hes good at video games
Eeeeewwwww its that colten kid bleh
by New york city kid July 07, 2017

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