Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.
Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.
Embarassingly big object.
Can only be used when in the presence of the object, so the owner or object itself can hear, yet not understand the context.
That number 6 has a colossus following him around in the scrum!