Colonitis is a rare and debilitating disease. It has a small circulation within a community of Service Dog handlers and those investigating obtaining such animals.

Symptoms:
This disease is known for causing such symptoms as a sense of over-superiority, delusions, moronic behavior, decreased activity in brain cells, extreme arrogance, and a sudden desire to spout of words that sound legal while in reality only provide proof of the dwindling number of brain cells.

Treatment:

Colonitis is very contagious and so far no cure has been found. Only those who can think for themselves are able to fight off this virus. If you begin to experience such symptoms please remain calm and call our emergency hotline 401-285-0696 Calls are accepted 24 hours a day seven days a week. (For those with Colonitis this means you can call right now!)

Origin:
Colonitis began with a singular person whose ego became so over inflated with the help of social media and the ability to have their moronic thoughts "LIKED" that it soon transfigured into an actual virus.