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An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"
by Field Marshall September 18, 2009
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A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
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A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.
Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.
by Leokills January 18, 2006
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Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders
I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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1.Military rank

2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
My friend is in the army and is Colonel.

Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.

Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.
by Bari April 30, 2006
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A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!
by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008
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a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...
he's being a colonel today.
by dont tell my secret July 26, 2008
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