1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

A chicken's worst enemy.

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

The reason why a lot of black people join the army....they want to meet their hero Colonel Sanders of KFC

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.