A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
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college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
by college board victim January 15, 2013
A group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility."
by Pingy January 8, 2007
A branch of the Soviet secret police, the KGB. This organization used to be known as KolleGeBoard, but the title changed due to inconspicuousness.
The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli
The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.
The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli
The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.
"The KGB still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. They promote themselves through College Board."
by EMChip October 6, 2009
a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well
College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(
by Monish Alibaba March 10, 2019
a company that makes and distributes the SATs, SAT IIs, among other things. known for its tendency to force students and their parents to pay too much for a "standardized" test. works closely with colleges to bleed students and their families' bank accounts dry for their own benefits.
Student 1: Man, College Board is the devil incarnate.
Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.
Student 1: That sucks.
Student 2: Tell me about it. I just bombed my SAT Math II subject test, even though I've taken every math class available up through AP Statistics. So... not only did I not get a good score, but I had to pay for it, and I'll have to pay to cancel it.
Student 1: That sucks.
by chazphenom August 2, 2009
A monopolistic institution filled with a bunch of greedy motherfuckers whose main goal is to work closely with colleges and universities and gang bang you and your family for every fucking penny you got.
You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)
2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.
3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.
4. The devil incarnate
You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)
2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.
3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.
4. The devil incarnate
Person 1:"Why should I pay these College Board motherfuckers for a test that schools will just throw into the scrap heap as well as my AP exam and {potentially} give me a scholarship that will barely pay for a portion of my tuition?"
Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."
Person 1: "Fuck this shit."
Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."
Person 1: "Fuck this shit."
by Retardeling December 23, 2018
A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
by kakakakakqueen October 14, 2005