word of the day: October 23, 2013
This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
Something that colleges
make you write in an college application
in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil
thing in the world...like really, they're hell
Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?
Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
a Mexican dude who is fortunate enough to attend school after grade 12
Jose may have been a big man on campus in high school, but here at UCLA he's just another college essay.