1) A genetically engineered humanoid accidentally created when Colin Quinn and Will Farrell, early on in their careers, fucked the same SNL groupie. In a rare occurrence, both of their sperms united with the same egg, and did not divide into two separate fetuses, thus producing Colin Farrell.
2) Slang for any genetically engineered creature.
1) "Colin Farrell, isn't he that guy from Saturday Night Live?"
"No, Colin Farrell is in the new MIAMI VICE movie, but, his two dads are from Saturday Night Live."
2) "See, this is a gerbster."
"Whoa! What a Colin Farrell!"