1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"
Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move
Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !
Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**
Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...
Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE
Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)
**end of scene** or should i say real life