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Eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. The objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.
Damon: Hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch The Young and the Restless.

Grandmother: You better not try to Colel me, mother fucker.
by Crinton February 28, 2013

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