The practice of playing random, unknown or new music for the first time.
"A cold play of the early recordings of Daft Punk, then Baby Geniuses and Paula Abdul."
Sam just got insert here
yesterday and tried playing it/singing it/ burping the syllables through a straw/digitally remastering and re-releasing it backwards.
Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.
Just a way for people to be cool
The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.
Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!
The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;
- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.
- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.
Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.
30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
A verb. To coldplay. The act of taking someone else's idea and passing it off as your own.
Man 1: Hey check out this cool hat
Man 2: Yeah thats a pretty sweet item of headgear there
Man 1: Hey whats that on your head?
Man 2: Oh, um, nothing...
Man 1: Dude you totally coldplayed my idea.
Possibly the most overrated band in the history of modern popular music, next to the beatles. Their music is nice to listen to, but not very musically dynamic and gets tiresome quickly. All their songs are "engineered" to sound perfect and evoke some kind of emotional response. These guys wouldn't know improvisation if it hit them in the face. And they play short concerts now that they're superstars. A fad that will surely fade soon.
"Hey man I'm so glad we're all back together, listening to coldplay, senior year is gonna be great! These are good days we're living bro. Man this song makes me think." *looks up at sky*
a terrible excuse for rock music
they really deserve the genre "alternative bullshit"
did you hear that song?
wait....that was a song.i thought that was some crappy ass garage band.
no man that was by coldplay
Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333