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Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
by IDlOT August 17, 2011
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In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"
by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 06, 2016
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turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.
Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.
by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 07, 2006
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Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.
"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"
by daesson December 15, 2005
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A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"
Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!
by rewriter June 10, 2008
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Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey
My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey
by turkeylover December 26, 2013
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When a girl has a loose vagina and it smells really bad
Dude did you see Morgan last night?
Yea dude that was some cold turkey...
by jasmarih June 11, 2016
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