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When you get schooled by a retard.
Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"
by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009
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When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!
by Donkey_Nut September 06, 2016
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