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15.
When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
by TFroster November 01, 2009
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16.
A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"
Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!
by rewriter June 10, 2008
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17.
turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.
Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.
by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 07, 2006
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18.
Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.
"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"
by daesson December 15, 2005
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19.
What your dinner tastes like before you cook it
Turkey tastes better warm than cold
by claustrophobic chicken February 03, 2005
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20.
when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.
by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005
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