Take a shit, wrap it in paper or tissue them freeze it. When hard, use as dildo on either yourself or partner
Any batteries in the dildo? No? Well, I'll use a cold lenny
A cold lenny is when you take a long hard shit in a bag and freeze it and wait approxamitley 22 - 24 hours till the shit is rock hard frozen and stick it back up your ass as a dildo for erotic pleasure.
My girlfriend Freezes her shit everynight for a nice cold cold lenny for breakfast every morning.