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The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi). Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together. Dave: can you just take the ham off then? Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham. Dave: ummm ... |
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