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Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.
Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.
by Big Rabes May 04, 2011

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