in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls
A: "Is that diet coke you're drinking? You ponce
B: "Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men."
Same as regular coke..except that it tastes like straight up SHIT. You'd think that Coca-Cola robbed all the hospitals in the USA of their patients' urine samples, dumped them in a giant vat, and added chemicals and splenda until it tasted like cyanide mixed with cat guts. What was Coca-Cola thinking.?
WOW! Coke Zero has zero calories! And zero taste! *furiously vomits blood all over walls* It's devouring my insides!
Carbonated beverage introduced by Coke around 2004, claimed to taste the same as regular Coke, with no calories or sugar, and made with the new sweetener Splenda. Arguably tastes not better than Diet Coke, but just has a different aftertaste.
This product was created in part for the new generation of soft drinks in America, as the cola companies phase out the term "diet" on all sodas, because of the taboo it evokes in preference for the term "zero" or "free"
"You drinking Diet Coke fatty?"
"No, its Coke Zero you ass."
All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects
Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"
Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"
Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"
a label drug dealers put on bags of crack so skinny bitches will buy them.
EX: i want some coke - a
no! get coke zero, it doesnt have calories - b
Same damn thing as DIET COKE.
You: I want a Coke Zero. Wait, no maybe the Diet Coke.
Your Friend: Same damn thing.
Real taste, zero sugar. Just like Coca Cola only without any sugar and all the normal ingrediants.
Coke zero... real taste, no sugar... and how about a great life and no downside?